With Justin Theroux, a Celebrity Penis Euphemism Is Born

The Eskimo have 50 words for snow, and American celebrity magazines have as many for famous women having bodies. Terms like "showing some leg," "flaunting curves," "revealing side- and/or underboob," "debuting baby bumps," "suffering a nip-slip," "wardrobe malfunction," "crotch shot," or "vajayjay flash" provide the cover of news value so readers may freely ogle.

The same magazines have struggled, historically, to draw attention to the body parts of their male counterparts. Or maybe they just weren't looking that closely. Until now. “Justin Theroux goes commando jogging,” Us Weekly reports, “channeling Jon Hamm.”

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Here’s a GIF of Nicki Minaj’s Animated Cartoon Penis

Ciara released an animated lyrics video for Nicki Minaj collaboration and song-of-the-summer candidate "I'm Out" today. Among its many wonders: an animated cartoon penis.

The image appears when Nicki boasts, "I got a big fat ass, big dicks follow." When it comes to boasting, "big dicks follow" turns out to be a surprisingly versatile comment. Look how great these boasts become when followed by an animated cartoon penis:

"My boobs are two different sizes."

"I just ate a sleeve of Oreo cookies."

Here's a bonus "Do my hair, put on some makeup, yea yea yea" GIF. Happy Wednesday!

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